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oxfordguy: they go "I BLESS THE RAAAAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAFRICAAAAA~~" and spawn yet more chittering squamous infants to do their dark bidding
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-19 18:50:42
Pufferfish: Person A: I confess to assault on Person B. Magistrate: You are fined four crowns. Person A: *hands over a throne* *stabs person B again*
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-19 11:19:52
oxfordguy: at one point last event due to her size and wearing quite a supportive hero belt as part of her base kit I was physically holding her off the ground with one hand as she made a spirited and creditable attempt to unscrew Sarah Cook's head by the ears
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-14 12:11:59
oxfordguy: speakn't
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-14 12:09:56
Bluebottle: MorkaisChosen: merciless schism of equality
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-13 23:59:38
smallrobin: I consent to being set on fire
Submitted by MobileChatter - 2017-06-12 21:52:23
MobileChatter: The word 'cherubims' is a dangerously trying test of my faith in the Doctrine of Descriptivism :-P
Submitted by Entimix - 2017-06-12 18:30:04
Corvus: Very much a delicacy, the face
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-02 21:04:01
Pufferfish: I'd suggest the Mariana Trench for her next depth but that's not fair to the thermophilic bacteria
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-26 10:22:47
20:25:18 <smallrobin> MorkaisChosen: dude why do i feel like if you ever met an eldritch abomination at this point you'd just be like "so i have this friend you might be interested in" :D
20:25:28 <Beornwulf> #accurate
20:26:00 <smallrobin> a match literally made in hell
20:26:40 <MorkaisChosen> smallrobin: I think that's probably because I've made *very* clear that I'd absolutely do that
20:26:54 <MorkaisChosen> except I'd take some time first to see if they'd treat you right
20:27:17 <MorkaisChosen> like, tentacles? too many mouths? unflesh spawned from the terrible anti-being of the Not? all fine
20:27:26 <MorkaisChosen> taking my friends for granted? FLAMING SWORD TIME
- 2017-05-16 20:28:28
[23:10:47] <MorkaisChosen> Bluebottle: surely we need like sixty-seven words, none of which *quite* mean say.
[23:10:50] <MorkaisChosen> Declaim!
[23:10:51] <Bluebottle> pewterfish: only the gostak may distim doshes
[23:10:51] <MorkaisChosen> Whisper!
[23:10:54] <MorkaisChosen> Mutter!
[23:10:57] <pewterfish> Bluebottle: curses
[23:10:57] <MorkaisChosen> Declare!
[23:10:59] <MorkaisChosen> Contradict!
[23:11:02] <pewterfish> Bind.
[23:11:03] <MorkaisChosen> Ejaculate!
[23:11:04] <velocipedestrienne> Ejaculate!
- 2017-05-15 23:12:13
Winterlove: In Perl you can do anything, unrestricted by taste or reason.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-15 21:13:06
Bluebottle: mashes her face on Apotheosis
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-05-13 00:27:56
oxfordguy: the cat is black forces - local serious organised crime
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-08 20:33:06
23:31 < duckbunny> something something social engineering something something social power tools
- 2017-04-28 23:33:41
Nyeti: Curse 'em until they glow, then curse 'em in the dark.
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-04-27 22:29:14
smallrobin: man i never thought i'd feel my ovaries and brain simultaneously shrivel and recoil but here we are
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-26 22:27:48
ccooke: My best option for stealth is to pretend to be a hill
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-04-26 16:05:25
oxfordguy: makes note in diary, "Swore loyalty oath to Gen. Somedeadbloke in front of Sinister Monument with Carvings I Didn't Pay Any Attention To"
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 21:20:57
oxfordgu: please tell me it isn't now haunted by Sexy Vampire Tulty
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 20:25:07
dedbunny: the Urizeni is naked, but very far away
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 19:32:58
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> smallrobin: nonono
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> colin's ghost level is constant
12:13 < MorkaisChosen> punch *me*
12:13 < smallrobin> okay
12:13 < smallrobin> always happy to do that, dude :P
- 2017-04-25 12:13:59
Hark: "I then strike their cyberNO GODAMMIT I DONT WANT TO MEET SINGLES IN MY AREA'
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-24 16:01:21
Teron: skulls are bastards
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-23 22:48:37
smallrobin: "Adepts are an odd mix of the science and the supernatural" PUNCHES THROUGH MY SCREEN IN APPROVAL
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-17 21:32:16
Pufferfish: Fantastic. I shall refrain from quoting you out of context.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-16 16:30:53
Pufferfish: so what you are telling me is that you were playing with a switch in bed today.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-16 16:30:47
porange: COME TO ME SEXY NEVILLE
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-15 00:10:16
hikari: Vacuum packed bums?
Submitted by Lucy - 2017-04-13 17:09:54
oxfordguy: no tissues we weep like HOPLITES
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-06 00:18:51
smallrobin: I'LL PUNCH A HOLOGRAM I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-05 18:05:51
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ ... Working together o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ To get the job done o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ PRAISE ERATHIS o/~ #
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ CAn we fix it? o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ PRAISE ERATHIS o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ YES WE CAN o/~
- 2017-04-03 11:43:33
Hark: All Oleg Travellson I kayacked up the waterfall with only my shoestrings and a summoned duck
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-03 11:32:15
smallrobin: i was about to make a pithy comment about space nazis then realised MorkaisChosen would probably quote me so i am bypassing that by getting meta :P
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-26 00:58:34
duckbunny: joining a mystery cult means never having to admit what you were doing in the shrine
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-20 22:50:47
Bluebottle: I stand corrected: one of the carp was also a robot
Submitted by Lucy - 2017-03-19 14:14:17
velocipedestrienne: Like, yes, it was New! an hour ago.  Subsequently I have read and dismissed the explanation that it's New! four times, and it's getting Old!
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-18 19:55:25
smallrobin: i'm sorry all i can think of is the captain planet thing where they all list their powers but with like... "homophobia" "misogyny" "racism" "transphobia" "ableism" by your powers combined i am captain patriarchy
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-03-12 20:58:07
smallrobin: YORKSHIRE LESBIAN PERIOD DRAMA HOLY FUCK
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-03-05 20:39:12
Pufferfish: on the plus side at least it was diesel not petrol so you were only making napalm really slowly
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-28 23:03:19
MorkaisChosen: it involves putting on my badass coat and not much else :-P
Submitted by smallrobin - 2017-02-22 20:45:51
Teron: hyenas: inconveniently groin-height!
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-02-19 20:15:47
smallrobin: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GREG
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-14 01:38:29
smallrobin: i should have seen that coming
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-14 01:38:08
smallrobin: I wish I was actually covered in eyes so I could narrow them all at you in disapproval
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-14 01:37:40
Hark: It seems likly, for sufficiently broad definitions of sexual
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-10 14:49:23
Mac: So my character had a horrible evening - it was /awesome/
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-09 00:11:34
duckbunny: does this mean that, for instance, sainsbury's canned processed ham-like substance is a /fanwork/
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-06 21:30:30
Estantia: ... I would agree but at the moment we're ironically more likely to die from the dishwasher
Submitted by Entimix - 2017-02-04 19:04:31
MorkaisChosen: also my shotgun is now full of justice
Submitted by Workthus - 2017-02-03 16:30:56

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