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ccooke: MorkaisChosen: The owls made my day
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-11-21 15:21:04
 < Bluebottle> "it was this big! *dislocates arms through time and space*"
Bluebottle describes the one that got away. - 2017-10-26 11:09:51
 < smallrobin> COWER BEFORE ME, MORTALS, I AM THE GOD OF CIVIC AESTHETICS
- 2017-10-25 18:05:42
 <Bluebottle> MorkaisChosen: the Merciless Schism of Poem Quality
- 2017-10-25 14:16:23
Pufferfish: NO FLESHBLOB OF ANY KIND
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-10-11 19:55:07
Mac: 'Hey, I steal things. I do not make the small talk.'
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-28 21:27:01
Taxellor: I'd need a fresh electric scarab with runes painted on
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-09-26 22:56:14
kelpie: eeee yes though I realise that I would in fact be playing the dog
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-26 19:45:37
smallrobin: if this book isn't about a lesbian angel with a hot devil girlfriend then god damn it i'm writing that myself
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-26 19:38:36
lines: Twink Massaging is fun for all the family
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-09-25 21:41:31
Korupin: Pufferfish came with the house.
Submitted by Canashir - 2017-09-10 20:20:02
otherange: I like hot guys in gothic evening wear who are a bad life choice.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-05 21:01:58
smallrobin: MorkaisChosen: yeah this is my thing like i am joking about wanting to fuck the fishman but actually i would just like to hold hands with the fishman and maybe go for nice walks by the seashore
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-05 20:52:13
lines: HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK THE FISH
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-05 20:47:03
Pan: i want monster sex and i want it now
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-05 20:34:46
oxfordguy: Don't fucking abrogate my erotic shark undertones they are important to me
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-31 20:19:17
Mac: Nah, far as I am concerned, the best spell is 'knife-in-spine' :P
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-27 21:33:43
smallrobin: (look there is the option of FIREBALL why would i ever pick anything that isn't FIRE SPEWING FROM MY HANDS)
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-27 21:33:31
smallrobin: i mean like alternatively i can put it in my brain
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-23 23:16:50
SevenSecrets: Oh really, now, bad form. Surely a god rates your formal pants?
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-23 20:48:53
otherange: ...red update. It is the blood of my slain enemies
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-23 18:51:06
duckwhatduck: your own internal organs are definitely weirder than a mars bar
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-16 21:30:17
smallrobin: cleaning armour involves growing six extra arms at a minimum
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-16 16:29:15
porange: you wore my boots to the cinema for that one
Submitted by SevenSecrets - 2017-08-14 21:41:30
MorkaisChosen: oxfordguy: what is a subtle does it have pauldrons
Submitted by Nyeti - 2017-08-13 19:43:37
ccooke: Challenge accepted. Someone pass the chrorine triflouride
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-11 10:26:23
MorkaisChosen: I don't want to go deep buying singles but it's worth it for a wizard-spawning insect abomination
Submitted by Pufferfish - 2017-08-10 18:45:00
Bluebottle: the phrase "a Warmain with a notebook" is in some way terrifying on a level I didn't know existed
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-08-01 23:20:22
lines: ...how many NPCs do you play that are crabs
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-31 22:39:04
ccooke: Stepladders. My one weakness.
Submitted by Teron - 2017-07-31 22:25:23
Corvus: Smug magic is never an inefficient use of resources
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-31 14:27:38
oxfordguy: they look like antelopes, they bounce in startled terror six feet in the air like antelopes, they've got mad staring fucking void-black sphere eyes like antelopes
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-31 12:24:52
Locksmith: I just... you know, find it comforting to know I can lop something off in a moment of extremis
Submitted by veva - 2017-07-24 21:34:21
Locksmith: ahahahaaaaaaaa excellent arterial spurting yesgood
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-24 21:32:47
smallrobin: the ability to go >:3 at any given moment also helps :P
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-23 19:54:49
MorkaisChosen: hat, interpreting prophecy, intercessory figure between humanity and bloodshark titmonster
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-23 19:52:44
< pewterfish> I like the way it ejects the items its made with a little *ptoo* at the end, so you don't have to reach into the gubbins and risk having more fingers on your hand than you had a minute ago.
- 2017-07-22 23:10:49
oxfordguy: nobody every taught the poor man how to do up his skin properly and he has suffered ever since.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-20 19:40:08
‹MorkaisChosen› amateur
‹MorkaisChosen›  larp is about calling HOLY SIX, HOLY FIVE, HOLY QUAD on mantic megagoblins and going through their ultrawallets
- 2017-07-19 15:01:28
Corinthus: ...See a physic if my Synod meeting lasts more than four hours. Got it.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-19 12:05:12
Pan: do not make me kinkshame the queen
Submitted by lines - 2017-07-17 21:00:31
20:50 < Pan> today is awful but like,
20:50 < Pan> i don't know where i was going with that
20:51 < Pan> i thought an inspirational speech would come to me
20:51 < Pan> but i only got as far as
20:51 < Pan> "i'm wearing not one but THREE buffs."
Pan appreciates the finer things. - 2017-07-17 19:52:04
pewterfish: Did Vermont very briefly legalise Oli?
Submitted by Jim - 2017-07-17 15:13:00
porange: I think I have accidentally conditioned my eyebrows
Submitted by linesthatinterlace - 2017-07-17 00:08:57
Locksmith: shirtless oiled Keanu Reeves in leather trousers, chewing scenery and being vaguely homoerotic
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-15 15:17:31
smallrobin: ethically palatable eldritch warehouse terrors
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-11 19:26:12
oxfordguy: oh no handsome bishi vampire don't put clothes on that's a terrible idea
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-10 21:00:41
Bluebottle: yeah but the asshats can do their own exegesis, I'm not doing it for them
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-08 20:01:44
Mac: (I refuse to be at the mercy of an uppity appendage)
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-07 09:40:32
oxfordguy: YOU ARE THE REASON I CAN'T BE RIGHTEOUSLY INDIGNANT ABOUT UNREALISTIC FUCKING MARY SUES PASSING MILITARY SELECTION PROCESSES IN YOUNG ADULT NOVELS ANY MORE YOU SACK OF FUCK
Submitted by salavant - 2017-07-06 16:25:50

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