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KremlinatWork: if I were really munchkinning I'd get something made up in a Mg-Li alloy
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2013-02-28 17:08:46
Canashir: They're more like special hands for picking up the semen and then putting it into the female.
Submitted by Klokwurk - 2011-08-18 21:58:15
velocipedestrienne: But the unknowable entities that lurk in the zero-point modules would surely never do me harm!
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-03 20:39:27
velocipedestrienne: Bizkit, L, "Break stuff" (1999) suggests that it has been an idiom in at least some English.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-01-01 20:28:00
MorkaisChosen: I can't honestly imagine the Teacherite Church /not/ frowning on giant wooden cocks.
Submitted by Winterlove - 2011-08-24 21:42:31
14:50 < GraceKey> BOOBIES! http://www.etsy.com/listing/116115382/ladies-bordered-gothic-leather-armor-set?ref=v1_other_2
14:51 < Opochtli> Yep. A little unexpected and confusing, but gratifying
Gratifying boobies! - 2012-11-26 14:56:00
Pufferfish: "how much penis can I get into this banner" sounds like a fun game for responsible adults.
Submitted by vevaphonics - 2014-09-16 23:00:23
This is #maelfroth, everything you've never wanted ~ Coming up: Death Unto Darkness, Ornithocracy, Pioneers, Empire, Scourging Force ~ Don't worry, you've got _plenty_ of time ~ Breaking news: Empress Britta has fallen in battle
Topic set by Aquarion on Fri Mar 01 2013 08:58:14 GMT+0000 (GMT Standard Time)
hikari  Someone should help her up then.
- 2013-03-01 09:06:40
porange: basically I am so flippant I could grow a pair of extra legs and be a pinball table
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2016-08-13 00:32:07
robinredbreast: DO NOT POKE THE BLOWHOLE
Submitted by tea - 2014-12-13 23:18:33
Pornomancer: It's fine when that's what the game is designed and sold as. I much prefer giving the PCs a set of tools and a set of problems. And then watching them stick the tools up their noses or into light sockets
Submitted by DragonDave - 2014-10-18 00:38:37
smallrobin: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GREG
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-02-14 01:38:29
TamPacking: oh, no... my bad, it's a three for two on boobs, cock and handcuffs
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2010-06-02 16:33:42
anotherusedpage: the bum is such a mundane orrifice. I'm sure they can come up with more interesting things to do in bed that that. Because y'know, decadent and deviant
Submitted by me_and - 2011-08-21 22:13:04
net: Some dragons lead nations; other amass great hordes.  And I, I serve drinks.
Submitted by Cr0w_phone - 2012-09-21 13:37:06
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2016-03-31 16:50:07
16:03 Lampstand embiggens the reverse cowgirl on a pile of postit notes representing things to do and ensmallificates all the remaining hope that there is in the world to create oxfordgirl
16:03 salavant: yeah, fair
16:03 dwm: ... holy god.
16:03 Raven0r: makes sense
16:04 dwm: Lampstand: I'd like to see your filled-out health and safety forms.
- 2013-07-04 16:06:14
Submitted by Lucy - 2015-05-11 15:51:09
smallrobin: MorkaisChosen: yeah this is my thing like i am joking about wanting to fuck the fishman but actually i would just like to hold hands with the fishman and maybe go for nice walks by the seashore
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-09-05 21:52:13
< Illithidbix> Trousers are a tradition that should be challenged and discarded
- 2008-08-30 00:24:16
<DbSurfeit> Right now, I'm going to think of sheep. Numerically, you sick bastards.
*** DbSurfeit is now known as DbSleep
Context denied. - 2008-08-18 01:41:48
Soren: If I get an erection next time I hear Benny Hill, I'm blaming you, RedHillian
Submitted by vevaphonics - 2012-09-10 00:23:30
oxfordgirl1: "Where is my lammy? Are you my lammy? You are a really quite epic quantity of used contrabando. I have no idea how you got into my house but I suspect I should blame Jessie. You are not my lammy..."
Submitted by Magnuscoatl - 2011-04-12 23:06:34
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> smallrobin: nonono
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> colin's ghost level is constant
12:13 < MorkaisChosen> punch *me*
12:13 < smallrobin> okay
12:13 < smallrobin> always happy to do that, dude :P
- 2017-04-25 12:13:59
duckbunny: attempts to eat KP's face
Submitted by KP - 2010-04-08 18:11:52
[20:26] <Davoul> As official chronicler of Jenasto's sexual exploits, I feel my wind has been seized from me. I am officially disgusted and am never coming back to Maelstrom as a player character.
[20:27] * Furzepig wants to hear it from the Official Chronicler.
[20:29] <Davoul> Furzepig: One word - Lotus.
[20:29] <Furzepig> Ahhh. I had a feeling he was channeling.
[20:30] <DbSurfeit> Ploughing I think is the term.
[20:30] <Davoul> MegaPloughing, DbSurfeit mah boy.
[20:30] <DbSurfeit> Well excuuuse me, princess.
[20:32] <Davoul> DbSurfeit: ...can we refer tow hat Jon did as "bombing some Dodongos?"
[20:33] <DbSurfeit> Davoul: "I wonder who Jenasto is up in right now?"
[20:34] <Davoul> DbSurfeit: "There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!"
[20:34] <DbSurfeit> Davoul: That's what she said, yes.
[20:35] <Davoul> DbSurfeit: Really? I'll ask her.
[20:35] <Davoul> DbSurfeit: She says no.
[20:35] <DbSurfeit> Davoul: I might have misheard around the ponos in her moof.
[20:36] <Davoul> I feel bad about this. I feel we should start "JenastoSexLifeFroth"
[20:36] <Davoul> But yes. Three Threesomes. One Night. One Defiant Jawline.
[20:37] <DbSurfeit> He is like four people's new dad (potentially).
- 2009-07-11 20:42:55
Corvus: Do I have enough mana spare to put some in my drink in ice cubes? Yes? OPTIMAL
Submitted by Nyeti - 2015-07-22 00:42:39
[23:30] Romance: Religion is something no man or woman can take away from you :P
[23:31] Coops: like aids?
- 2009-10-12 23:33:54
Estantia: or use the three for two offer to get boobs, cock and handcuffs
Submitted by ChessyPig - 2010-06-02 16:05:42
dwm: now wants a bosun's whistle that glows blue in the presence of the Unliving.
Submitted by Xarra - 2010-10-08 18:17:48
staccato123: little known fact: Horse lasagna was a prized delicacy at the time of the First Empress
Submitted by dragondave - 2013-02-12 16:23:39
Ias: Cathage is fucking awesome.  You want some better gods?  Well FUCK YOU.  Carthaginians can do loads of awesome things like sacrifice their firstborn.  Can you sacrifice your firstborn?  FUCK NO.  Play Carthage.
Submitted by SigmundB - 2011-03-10 20:52:39
Bluebottle: Anachronism[switchboard]: there is no Rune of Cockblocking is there
Submitted by ZenGwen - 2014-02-12 15:06:20
Dre: "The Conclave agrees on the following statement of principle: 'D'awwwwwwwww'"
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2014-11-11 23:04:14
<Ley> Time to come up with valid reason to claim mitigating circumstances
<Ley> I'm thinking existential crisis
<SigmundB> Lampstand: Ley exists or Ley does not exist
<Lampstand> SigmundB: Ley does not exist
<SigmundB> ...
<SigmundB> oh gods
<SigmundB> Sorry dude.
<SigmundB> I didn't mean it, I promise...
<Ley> I'm used to it man
*Shakes head sadly at SigmundB* - 2010-04-19 22:28:34
MorkaisChosen: Bryn: I imagine it's a bit odd when it goes "in a yaharr scurvybilgedog, the scurvybilgedog is divided into three avasts, each of 8 mateys"
Submitted by Nyeti - 2015-03-09 21:30:28
Eldritchreality Constance: I fear your milk.
Eldritchreality is it named wemicbane?
Constance, wemicbane - 2008-01-28 09:56:31
staccato123: All I know about the lesbians is from TVTropes.
Submitted by freddie|work - 2013-03-04 10:10:35
<Canashir> But even wearing several suits of mail, I'd weigh less than many other passengers.
- 2008-04-08 22:45:44
Pufferfish: (you can do pufferfish two ways, one of which has no repetition)
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2014-11-24 14:19:21
<DbSurfeit> It's not cheating if it's IC.
<Illithidbix> It's note real rape if it's IC either
Words of wisdom from #maelfroth's ethics gurus - 2008-02-11 23:58:12
RedHillian: thinks about horsedick
Submitted by idiotboy - 2011-09-29 14:44:00
salavant: certainly I want to try tea's weird liquids.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2012-06-04 20:05:36
Locksmith: Biscuits: the sex you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL PREMATURE EJACULATION
Submitted by Biscuits - 2013-08-18 00:31:18
Spawnofweevil: porange is therefore also old enough to get nekkid on stage with a horse
Submitted by RedHillian - 2014-12-31 01:00:04
Mal: I just wrecked my back carrying an (empty) coffin through the streets of York in the middle of the evening whilst dressed as a Victorian. I think that says something about my life. Or my friends. Or both.
Submitted by Entimix - 2011-12-15 21:46:37
[01:03] <deliciouscake> giggity

[01:04] <Woolfben> giggity

[01:04] <Ias> Giggity.

[01:04] <deliciouscake> giggity.

[01:04] <Woolfben> Giggity?

[01:04] <Aestar> giggity!

[01:04] <deliciouscake> Giggity.

[01:04] <Woolfben> GIGGITY.

[01:04] <Ias> Giggity!

[01:05] <Entimix> COMBO BREAKER
Some people have a lot of time on their hands. - 2008-04-19 01:05:52
Submitted by RedHillian - 2012-01-10 21:33:40
[12:04] <Coops> Lampstand: Ask the 8-Ball Will Coops ever date succesfully again?
[12:04] <Lampstand> Coops: The internal kittens say 'No'. Also 'Keep Aestar Away From Us'
- 2008-06-19 12:05:25
DragonDave: velocipedestrienne: you are not inscribing 'first post' on my soul
Submitted by Aardvark - 2014-08-15 14:48:58

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