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Biscuits: Mal: I misread that as "whether a group of Adventurers counts as a squid"
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2013-06-29 22:46:19
arachne: where "lovin'" is "scrotum on your forehead"
Submitted by Daxx - 2010-08-19 19:44:53
idiotboy: I figured if they were up for murdering, they couldn't really complain.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2016-06-14 22:38:23
Tillymint: Pornomancer: I need you in my love life
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2014-07-30 17:08:59
Sesquipedality:  There's hardcore, and then there's Baluriancore.
- 2008-07-04 21:44:02
[23:07]  <Ias>  To-day, the tip is this: "Canteens are great levellers. Even when you are Emperor of the World, you will still need a tray."
- 2008-03-27 23:08:12
23:45 < TimB> Scar: you haven't woshipped the Weaver until you have snorted oco off her breasts
Jean de Winter snorts oco off the tits of the Weaver - 2009-04-14 23:48:01
MorkaisChosen: "quote smallrobin constantly", coincidentally, being my main interaction with the quotefile :-P
Submitted by smallrobin - 2017-07-02 21:11:28
fyrheafoc: As lines to look back at channel go, "Ban-Ak-Sey, Mehib, and a pool of jelly" is a good one
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2012-08-23 21:21:34
* Constance mousses DbStudy
<DbStudy> I see my mousse brings all the girls to the yard.
<Constance> it's my mousse!
<DbStudy> It's made of me! It's totally mine.
<Constance> it's made of blackberries
<Constance> I know.  I made it myself
<DbStudy> Oh! Your mousse. Not my man-mousse.
<Constance> no.  that would be icky
<DbStudy> Constance: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
<Constance> I've heard some poor lines in my time, but that...
<DbStudy> I thought it was about as charming as a line about man-mousse possibly could be.
* idiotboy wonders if talk of DbStudy's manly custard has killed the conversation.
<idiotboy> Seems so!
<DbStudy> What? Sorry, too busy cybering with Constance in PMs.
<Constance> damn it
<Constance> You've blown the lid on our torrid affair
<DbStudy> I'm so sorry!
<Constance> bah
<Constance> how'm I supposed to maintain my air of superiority now?
<idiotboy> Pretend this never happened an hope nobody's logging the channel?
<Constance> what never happened?
<DbStudy> Don't worry, Constance! Nobody knows your secret weakness for crude gastronomic innuendo.
* Constance headdesks
- 2008-08-24 21:47:24
(11:35:21 AM) Triumph: oh and a girl who used to pull her knickers down at the slightest provocation....
(11:35:21 AM) sigb-work: I think I remember that
- 2011-03-03 11:37:13
MorkaisChosen: the phrase "reality sphincter" may be involved
Submitted by smallrobin - 2016-11-26 00:23:45
vevaphonics: hisses nonchalantly 
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2015-05-14 12:10:10
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2015-03-10 00:40:20
MorkaisChosen: blind two-mouthed cat in wizard hat
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2015-10-27 20:59:45
porange: but duck penes would make terrible bats
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2015-09-01 21:12:34
pewterfish: hooray, lemon flavoured swimming death boxes
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2016-07-18 16:20:32
Kiwi: *shakes fist at sky* AQUARIOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Submitted by mivtachyahu - 2011-09-27 08:35:17
[01:11] <Bluebottle> Actually, on that note, I think I ran into a Maelstrom skill someone had called "tetragrammatic <something or other>" and... argh. Just the name.
[01:12] <DbSleeplessness> Bluebottle: Surely your facet is a tetris-grammartron?
[01:13] <Bluebottle> DbSleeplessness: ...possibly, though if you stack the Spine in the right way they don't blink out of existence.
[01:14] <DbSleeplessness> BB: As far as YOU know
[01:14] <DbSleeplessness> The Fallen's battle plans are all graphing paper and muzak. Possibly.
[01:15] <Bluebottle> DbSleeplessness: I will defeat the fallen by, er, being the square piece! Maybe.
[01:15] <Bluebottle> I am inconvenient and hard to place.
- 2009-05-13 01:18:32
duckbunny: Entimix: Lampstand has very attractive serifs, the tease
Submitted by Entimix - 2012-10-14 19:44:48
<moonstone> My friend has a magic deck which we needs deflating. It generates too many tokens
<moonstone> Actually, same for someone else's elf deck
<Ley> moonstone, milling deck
<moonstone> ooh
<Ley> Milling deck = bastard deck
<moonstone> Worse when you enforce deck size
<Doctor> moonstone: unglued, surely, for the humour value...
<moonstone> I'm tempted to go to ebay for some unglued or unhinged cards
<moonstone> Currently I play blue for the lols rather than to win
<Xarra> Ian has a squirrels and saperlings deck that generates lots of tokens...
* Entropy (Entropy@ has joined #maelfroth
<Doctor> I quit Magic a long time ago; something weird happens when I shuffle a deck of cards.
<moonstone> My friend's green deck churns out way too many elves, and then starts generating 1 green for every elf
<moonstone> But then, my first deck keeps spitting out clerics and then generates loads of life for each cleric
<Jenasteaux> You can have so much fun re-reading this, and parsing 'deck' as something similar.
<anotherusedpage> jenasteaux: fnarr
<Doctor> I'd be a tad worried by a green 'deck'....
<Jenasteaux> hurrrf
<Jenasteaux> mine keeps spitting out clerics.
<Ley> Hurr
<Jenasteaux> and churns out way too many elves
<Jenasteaux> it needs deflating
<moonstone> My problem with magic is that I'm not overfond of deck building. Fortunately my friends have loads of decks to play with. 
<Jenasteaux> :D
<moonstone> damn
<Jenasteaux> Keep 'em coming moonstone
* idiotboy taps his deck
<anotherusedpage> (anyone getting spam adverts asking them if they want to enlarge their deck?)
* idiotboy siggers
<Doctor> Don't forget to thoroughly shuffle your deck...
* idiotboy sniggertoos
<Jenasteaux> SPLOURF
<idiotboy> My deck has a two headed giant.
<Ley> Remember to place limits on size
#Maelfroth brags about deck size - 2010-07-04 20:17:51
DragonDave: "Dammit Jim, I'm a potato crisp, not a doctor"
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2014-07-08 10:21:08
Bluebottle: MorkaisChosen: it's funny because genitals
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2014-12-12 18:06:51
deliciouscake: I am always fucked
Submitted by Kiwi - 2010-08-01 00:56:46
<Cathryn> It was great: I'd only just met you and you were totally sucking my fingers!
- 2010-06-04 10:13:10
[20:58] Pufferfish: Winterlove: I point out that you have experience of one woman :P
[20:58] Pufferfish: (please don't take that out of context)
[20:59] Orev: too late
Funnier without context - 2008-01-25 01:25:15
[18:46] <Bluebottle> Orev: I know you have said on here I am your "go-to" facet, but I swear if Aziraphel tries to put me in a trebuchet I am stabbing him where he manifests. :)
FOR SCIENCE! - 2010-03-14 18:49:09
Felix: Maybe people don't think of a perpetual Snaz monster as something they can have a long-term adventure with? They just think of you as there for one encounter...
Felix, on Helly.... - 2008-01-11 17:30:19
MorkaisChosen: we're talking about paladins and early 2000s shock sites
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-02 21:00:08
[23:31] Ima: orev : but i am the bestest wemic here!
[23:31] Ima: well, out of me and nefer
[23:31] Ima: :P
[23:33] Bowdy: Dave_M: how do you mean? Sorry, I don't get the term!
[23:33] Orev: Ima - fair, you do have more attractive.....assetts.
[23:33] Draxar: Indeed, you certainly score highest on the "Wemic least likely to have inanimate objects randomly decide to fall upon their BLASPHEMING FACE"
[23:34] Orev: Draxar, damm you, I have dr peppper all over my keyboard
[23:34] * Draxar wins
Keyboard fail - 2009-02-07 03:04:08
- 2015-12-03 14:38:41
fyrheafoc: you too can have a crotch like jean de winter
Submitted by Cr0w_ - 2011-12-03 01:23:33
<Daxx>  that's true. trolling /b/ may be like pissing into an ocean of piss, but it's still lulzworthy if you can get it just right
QFT - 2009-04-20 15:33:09
oxfordguy: speakn't
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-14 12:09:56
tea: because basically all polearms are improved with more spikes
Submitted by Nyeti - 2016-10-05 23:25:38
idiotboy: Why have you filled him full of cocks?
Submitted by sienf - 2012-09-13 21:32:57
Supermouse: also, I just spent far too long thinking 'what the hell sexual position is Teapot?'
Submitted by Entimix - 2014-05-21 18:44:24
salavant: tea: all the best tentacle fiends have self-lubricating tentacles
Submitted by Klokwurk - 2012-05-03 01:57:36
velocipedestrienne: (last time we had it running someone bumped the laser control knob up to maximum power by accident; we were all really happy that the optical fibres caught fire, because that was by far the cheapest failure mode)
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2016-10-06 17:48:48
Penny: none of the freaky characters have displayed properly for me.
Submitted by dwm - 2010-08-21 20:35:11
toph: I like how in the League if someone says bravo after a performance it's a cue to run :P
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2015-04-13 18:46:03
Bluebottle: Draxar|Working: oh dear, has the dinosaur sodomy spread across the internet?
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2012-09-26 14:43:32
Pufferfish: no such thing as too much fun with naga!
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2016-04-06 11:51:30
Pufferfish: I never get to dance, they just throw me a blanket and tell me to drop trousers
Submitted by accomplishedboy - 2011-05-04 15:25:53
Requiem: gw2> I actually got to 80 with one character. The day I hit 80 I spent another three hours learning to craft better and better armour until I got armour that didn't look like someone had stolen all of a goth's clothing except her underwear while she was in the shower.
Submitted by Entimix - 2015-04-17 18:18:50
[21:24] <SMB> Did you have to have a huge beard to be on TV in the 70s?
[21:25] <Coops> Yes
[21:25] <Coops> Or you were Gay.
[21:25] <Coops> The 70's were like Sparta.
- 2008-03-12 21:26:28
Tillymint: Pufferfish: Never Express Sentiments Of Affection To A Pixie
Submitted by Aardvark - 2014-04-09 21:22:21
Aquarion: I need to stop parsing ASOS as ATOS.
Submitted by freddie|lunch - 2013-04-10 13:11:30
Magnuscoatl: I heartily encourage you to discover the difference between pacifism and non-violence
Submitted by Aquarion - 2012-02-19 10:10:10
(01:41:31) Bluebottle: oxfordgirl: Ashdown and Blunkett are sitting in the back of a car being horses.
(01:41:34) Bluebottle: But who is driving?
(01:41:35) Bluebottle: Blair is driving!
(01:41:37) Bluebottle: HOW CAN THIS BE
(01:41:39) oxfordgirl: HOW CAN THIS BE
(01:41:44) Felix|Cat: HOW CAN THIS BE
- 2010-05-07 01:44:58

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