robinredbreast: Labomancer: That is a very good point :P But then what would I do with the flamethrower and dildo?Submitted by Beornwulf - 2014-12-08 17:25:45
MorkaisChosen: Pufferfish: Not at this point in the four-dimensional man-carrot that is me. :-PSubmitted by Beornwulf - 2013-01-21 22:01:07
[16:39] <Rakdos> "Feline-esque multi-person road based transport vehicle" - 2008-08-05 16:42:22
Canashir: They're more like special hands for picking up the semen and then putting it into the female.Submitted by Klokwurk - 2011-08-18 21:58:15
Pufferfish: it's double bass players you really have to watch out forSubmitted by freddie|lunch - 2013-07-02 13:00:15
Spawnofweevil: porange is therefore also old enough to get nekkid on stage with a horseSubmitted by RedHillian - 2014-12-31 01:00:04
Aquarion: So, in conclusion, I am super developer, able to redirect stupid deadline-screwing delays with a single whiteboard and diagram of sufficient complexity, and lesser developers bow before me and call me their god.Submitted by freddiefraggles - 2013-01-17 20:20:18
Bluebottle: Apparently I, er, I mean the Baron von Baron von Wenge sent you a tentacle aubergineSubmitted by dragondave - 2013-10-31 10:14:56
16:30 oxfordgirl hugs Lampstand
16:30 Lampstand gives oxfordgirl a reminder of what to take into town - Davoul's necklace, letter for Weevil, gym gear, meat voucher.
16:30 oxfordgirl ...
16:30 oxfordgirl damn
16:30 oxfordgirl ...I have no memory of that reminder
16:30 oxfordgirl Or any idea where any of those things are
16:30 Weevil Oh, I gets visit?
16:30 me_and isn't that the purpose of a reminder?
16:30 oxfordgirl I have no idea
16:30 Scar that was AGES ago
16:30 oxfordgirl Weevil: I don't know. I have no idea when I set that message
16:30 oxfordgirl Did you get a letter?
16:30 oxfordgirl From...... I have no fucking idea, actuallyCompetent use of Lampstand's features displayed once again - 2009-12-29 16:33:52
Nyeti: MorkaisChosen: "As with xenos, so with cutlery: start with the small ones on the outside, and work inwards."Submitted by DragonDave - 2014-01-12 21:08:00
Gray> What am I acussed of in this instance? :P
<DbSurfeit> Bakhana have just been found accountable for all human suffering
<DbSurfeit> 'Cause, y'know, they're, uh
<Pufferfish> what about wemic suffering
<Gray> Okay, so who do I invoice? - 2008-01-23 16:20:02
Requiem: gw2> I actually got to 80 with one character. The day I hit 80 I spent another three hours learning to craft better and better armour until I got armour that didn't look like someone had stolen all of a goth's clothing except her underwear while she was in the shower.Submitted by Entimix - 2015-04-17 18:18:50
MorkaisChosen: You mean like the emotion of "oooooh" I get from curvy ones? ;-)Submitted by salavant - 2012-06-11 03:42:40
<Constance> my brain is playing the fun game where it knows there's a word it wants but it refuses to tell me what it is
<Constance> woo, that's the one!
<Constance> Thank you
<DbSurfeit> No worries. I love it when you arouse my intellectual faculties.
<Constance> Think for me, Db, think for me
<DbSurfeit> Oh yes! My synapses are so hot!
<DbSurfeit> I think I'm going to... uhn... EUREKA!
* DbSurfeit leans back and lights up
<DbSurfeit> Was that good for you, too?
<Constance> I love it when you think out loud...Hawt cyb0r - 2008-04-25 17:56:18
Aquarion: DragonDave: The wonderful thing about briars, is that briars are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made of springs, they're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun fun fun fun fun. But the most wonderful think about briars is that they've been hunted to the brink of extinction and there is no longer a breeding pair.Submitted by vevaphonics - 2015-03-20 12:04:07
oxfordguy: nobody every taught the poor man how to do up his skin properly and he has suffered ever since.Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-20 20:40:08
Canashir gives Jenasto a big shiny blackcurrant.
* Jenasto is unsure of what this blackcurrant is, and worships it as a god
* Jenasto pokes BadgerCorpse
<Canashir> Jenasto: What, making sacrifices to it?
<Canashir> I expected you to eat it.
<Jenasto> Eat... it?
<Jenasto> We must.... Eat God?
<Ias> OMNOMNOM DIVINE ESSENCE
<Canashir> Take your God within you!
* Jenasto casts Canashir out into the wilds
<Jenasto> No! We must place it on an enormous pli- er, pedestal!
* Canashir wanders in the wilds, and picks some wild blaeberries.
* Canashir returns.
<Canashir> See what I bring!
* Jenasto worships the blackcurrant some more until it starts to rot
<Jenasto> Our God is dying! The end of times has come!
<Canashir> But I bring new berries!
<Canashir> All is not lost!
<Jenasto> WHat it this? The Exiled One returns with a favourable bounty!
* Jenasto worships Canashir as a God
<BadgerCorpse> jenasto: you're meant to eat him
<Canashir> Jenasto: You must burn BadgerCorpse, the false prophet.
<BadgerCorpse> aha! im in newcastle
* Jenasto schisms
<Jenasto> That sounds bad
<BadgerCorpse> you cannot, for i am everliving and carry the powers of mod
* Jenasto wipes up the schismYou're so vain, you think the war in heaven's about you - 2009-08-04 20:36:13
staccato123: in fairness, in that picture Cameron does kind of look like his is being molested in come waySubmitted by Arnthor - 2011-03-02 09:34:10
Corvus: Christ, it's like an event horizon of bad tasteSubmitted by DragonDave - 2015-09-28 14:45:56
oxfordgirl: "Not even men who dress as chickens can disturb my spiritual feng shui today."Submitted by Entimix - 2011-04-13 16:04:43
[15:57] * Coops beats DbSurfeit with a hot wheel track, cos thats what He *really* wants.
[15:59] * DbSurfeit gives Coops a big hug, because that's what -he- really wants.
[15:59] <Coops> Actually its Oxford Nekkid and covered in honey glaze
[15:59] <Coops> but I'll take a hug.
[16:01] * oxfordgirl hides behind Canashir.
[16:01] <oxfordgirl> Protect me!
[16:02] <Coops> Dude.. Dude. Theres no suggestion of Honey Glazing or Gluing against your will..
[16:02] * Coops quietly motions to the ambush team to sidle round the back..
[16:02] <Constance> meh, same difference :p
[16:02] * DbSurfeit is now known as AlphaTeam
[16:03] * AlphaTeam nods to Coops
[16:03] <Khimaera> Constance I think fruitcakes use jam
[16:03] * Coops gives the go signal as he offers a calming cup of tea to Oxford
[16:03] <Constance> jam and then marzipan
[16:03] * Scar is now known as BetaTeam
[16:03] * AlphaTeam flashbangs oxford. WOOF!
[16:03] <Constance> and then royal icing
[16:03] * oxfordgirl peers suspiciously at the team.
[16:03] * oxfordgirl stabs AlphaTeam in the face.
[16:03] * BetaTeam ties the bag shut
[16:04] <AlphaTeam> Ah!
[16:04] <AlphaTeam> Not the knives!
[16:04] * oxfordgirl stamps on BetaTeam's instep.
[16:04] * Constance is now known as DeltaTeam
[16:04] * oxfordgirl sets fire to the bag.
[16:04] * BetaTeam whimpers
[16:04] <Coops> Good Work Teams
[16:04] <Coops> Ah
[16:04] * oxfordgirl activates the acid sweat.
[16:04] * oxfordgirl runs like a bastard.
[16:04] <Coops> She appears to be breaking free
[16:04] <Coops> Quickly!
[16:04] <Coops> Dart her!
[16:04] * BetaTeam snipes oxfordgirl with a tranq
[16:04] * DeltaTeam distracts oxfordgirl with Aestar-cam
[16:04] <Eldritchreality> oxfordgirl: isn't that going to be bad for your clothes?
[16:04] * AlphaTeam screams into the radio, before suddenly switching to static
[16:04] * oxfordgirl dodge-- ooh, Aestar-cam!
[16:04] * Emma_W[ill] hides under the duvet.
[16:04] * BetaTeam tihnks she got her
[16:04] * oxfordgirl stares at the Aestar-cam while her clothes slowly dissolve from the acid sweat.
[16:05] * Coops faints
[16:05] * BetaTeam gets the tub of honey glaze out
[16:05] * oxfordgirl slowly falls unconscious.
[16:05] <BetaTeam> woo go teams!!
[16:05] * DeltaTeam finds the hundreds and thousands
[16:05] * Coops is woken up by his anti missing nudity add on.
[16:05] <AlphaTeam> Victory from beyond the grave!
[16:05] * BetaTeam makes coops pick a team
[16:05] <Coops> Quickly apply the Solution and film it for U Tube.
[16:06] * BetaTeam rolls oxford in the 100s and 1000s for youtube
[16:06] * Coops is now known as FirstTeam
[16:07] <FirstTeam> Excellent now we will be able to sell the videos to the Japanese Ice Cream Fetishist Market and make billions.There is such a thing as too much free time. - 2008-02-21 16:15:20
MorkaisChosen: also: fuck yes stylish sphincter operation right thereSubmitted by Beornwulf - 2014-05-21 19:35:18
pewterfish: hooray, lemon flavoured swimming death boxesSubmitted by Beornwulf - 2016-07-18 16:20:32
kelpie: porange: you are an errant mutant cultureSubmitted by MorkaisChosen - 2014-12-17 23:23:54
tea: because basically all polearms are improved with more spikesSubmitted by Nyeti - 2016-10-05 23:25:38
*** ScarMobile joined #maelfroth
<sigb-cook> Estantia: WHY? YOU'RE AS BAD AS OXFORD AND IDIOTBOY AND CHESS
*** sigb-cook is now known as sigb-pie
*** Estantia looks guilty and offers the brain bleach
*** sigb-pie pours over pie, noms
<oxfordgirl> I didn't do *anything*....
<ScarMobile> Ok... What on earth did I missIt wasn't even a full sentence.... - 2010-04-28 22:09:44
15:44 Constance prefers children's tv :p
15:44 Constance They have more entertaining puppets
15:44 Constance and less bloodConstance on #maelfroth - 2009-07-08 15:47:30
Dre: "hnar! we will introduce marginal ambiguity into their fluff text! at last! revenge!"Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2015-07-08 14:25:59
Hark: All Oleg Travellson I kayacked up the waterfall with only my shoestrings and a summoned duckSubmitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-03 11:32:15
Bluebottle: I was considering a possible eighth but it is just about possible for them to have been Nicovar, done a tactical Labyrinth sprint and then snuck out for a cheeky incarnationSubmitted by DragonDave - 2015-06-22 16:17:59
penny: Without any idea of what it feels like I would have no idea if I was doing it rightSubmitted by salavant - 2012-03-22 21:37:53
[12:06] oxfordgirl: Orev: If you can do that with your hips, sweetheart, I won't need to kill you, you'll dislocate your own pelvis and die...Oxford and Orev on the Rum Tum Tugger - 2008-01-11 17:05:56
Soren: If I get an erection next time I hear Benny Hill, I'm blaming you, RedHillianSubmitted by vevaphonics - 2012-09-10 00:23:30
arachne: Tetsubin: given it's all for show anyway, the dress doesn't have to stay on longSubmitted by celticknots - 2011-03-01 16:19:04
<Draxar> Question: What do bit.ly and tinyurl get out of people using them as URL shorteners.
<Veritas> Craft Drill: 80 days teach with work wood pre-requisites. Ask Schaffhaussen - 2011-02-21 18:41:30
oxfordgirl: Yes. I loved them so hard I tried to mount some of them.Submitted by Daxx - 2010-04-14 00:07:42
[12:20] Draxar: Lampstand! What is best in life!
[12:20] Lampstand: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
[12:21] LampstandToo: Lampstand: Me or you?
[12:21] Lampstand: LampstandToo: Me
[12:22] Lampstand: LampstandToo: How long til we rule the world?
[12:22] LampstandToo: That's tomorrow, isn't it? - 2009-05-14 12:23:14
<Helly> I think there's going to be a lot of fighting over Nefer's bodyparts. I know of several people who want various bits of him
<Helly> Personally, I have dibs on his pelt :) (you know how hard it is to find decent white fur??)
<Dave_M> Helly: Are you saying something about nefer is decent?
<Helly> Dave_M: His fur is lovely and white, even if he is a bastard
<deliciouscake> Oh my god, I so want to buy a ream of white fur now to sell as "neferelics" after he is inevitably killed, but I can't afford it...
<Dave_M> Helly: The reason why his fur is white is because of an ancient mamaluke age of maturity ritual know as "Bukkake"
<Dave_M> Still want his fur?
<deliciouscake> OH GOD DAVE_M
<deliciouscake> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
<Helly> Yes, I still want his fur :P
<Helly> If I can get hold of Nefer's fur I am going to buy an arctic fox fur and wear it as a cloak :)
<Illithidbix> Real nefer fur cloak?
<Illithidbix> Made from 100% real Nefers?
<Dave_M> I promise with total and complete insincerity that I won't make schelching noises when I see you in it
<Helly> made from about 75% of Nefer's fur... I don't want his head or his nads on mycloak
<Dave_M> Mind you I'm not sure how to impersonate the sounds of hundreds of mamalukes thwapping as one until they were suddenly silenced.Dave_M is why we can't have nice things. - 2009-05-27 01:44:56
dwm: "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our face."Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-28 10:35:09
Corinthus: ...See a physic if my Synod meeting lasts more than four hours. Got it.Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-19 13:05:12
darktachyon: but waves are a bit silly and I tend of think of it in terms of magic insteadSubmitted by dwm - 2013-01-27 21:58:18
robinredbreast: tabs in, is disconcerted by the quantity of tentaclesSubmitted by MorkaisChosen - 2014-12-08 20:36:23
13:35 < Aestar> eidolon message delivery system...
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13:35 < Aestar> EIDOLON-2323267943 [email@example.com]
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13:35 < Aestar> Cardinal Blake [Imperius_Rex@materium.maelstrom.physical]
13:35 < Aestar> Unrecognised devotion error from remote benediction server after RCPT TO:<Truename:Imperius_Rex@materium.maelstrom.physical>
13:35 < Aestar> host refused connection: user invalid - 2009-02-10 14:14:39
[14:38] <deliciouscake> 1) Gin in mittens. 2) Nefer Orgasm Face. 3) ????? 4) PROFIT - 2008-03-17 14:40:33