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• #550 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-08-09 02:52 GMT

  draxar: I think that's the best compliment I've ever had for an LJ post: "doies anjyone knoooowe hoow to gt milkk out oof a kegbaord?"

  Notes: Submitted by Klokwurk

• #543 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-08-03 16:34 GMT

  draxar: Size-wise, it's about an inch or two shorter than I am

  Notes: Submitted by Beornwulf

• #535 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-27 21:20 GMT

  draxar: Estantia: Well, we did say we had something to put in you

  Notes: Submitted by me_phone

• #520 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-09 15:54 GMT

  staccato123: Alright, there's only one way to settle this: Get you Teacherite wangs out, and measure them with this accredited Hierophant-approved Wang Measurement Device.

  Notes: Submitted by draxar

• #519 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-09 15:52 GMT

  BB|work: MrDaniel: I was totally here first, I can wave my Teacherite wang at you if you want

  Notes: Submitted by draxar

• #516 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-08 21:00 GMT

  idiotboy: is going to joyfully use Papyrus everywhere

  Notes: Submitted by Draxar|Fasting

• #503 Up ↑ +2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-02 00:36 GMT

  [01:32] Daxx: seriously though four or five times in a day is exhausting
  [01:32] Daxx: wait
  [01:32] draxar: Ambulance is just sitting there flashing its lights, must be annoying for the people lower down, but it's at a junction, so I can see why
  [01:32] Daxx: uh, wrong window
  [01:32] One_Wing: Daxx: *snerk*
  [01:32] draxar: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  
  [01:33] • Daxx headdesks

  Tags: freudian sex

• #310 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-05-14 11:23 GMT

  [12:20] Draxar: Lampstand! What is best in life!
  [12:20] Lampstand: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
  [12:21] LampstandToo: Lampstand: Me or you?
  [12:21] Lampstand: LampstandToo: Me
  [12:22] Lampstand: LampstandToo: How long til we rule the world?
  [12:22] LampstandToo: That's tomorrow, isn't it?

  Tags: lampstand terror

• #294 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-04-19 17:49 GMT

  < Theresa> what an unpleasant thought. Facet suppository...euugh
  < Bluebottle> Theresa: Someone's probably done it.
  < Doctor> "No, officer, I'm not smuggling gemstones, it's, er, oh, never mind...."
  < Theresa> probably...
  < Bluebottle> Doctor: It would most likely be quite painful.
  < Theresa> if someone's done it already, does that mean it isn't SCIENCE anymore? =D
  < Draxar> Not if you do it with MORE CHEMICALS
  < Theresa> TWICE
  < Scar> MORE DRUGS = MORE SCIENCE
  < Theresa> ON FIRE
  < Bluebottle> "You DETECT as SCIENCE"?
  < Theresa> Hahahaha
  < Bluebottle> Theresa: Setting it on fire does not make it more scientific.
  < Theresa> It totally does
  < Bluebottle> Doing it while on Flame does not make it more scientific either. :)
  < Draxar> SCIENCE! *obscure hand gesture* surely?
  < Doctor> It's not science if it doesn't involve potassium and a large tub of water
  < Draxar> In that case, I was up all night doing science. WITH YOUR MOTHER!
  < Draxar> Ahem.
  < Theresa> lol

  Notes: SCIENCE!

  Tags: bluebottle doctor draxar science theresa

• #279 Up ↑ +2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-02-07 03:04 GMT

  [23:31] Ima: orev : but i am the bestest wemic here!
  [23:31] Ima: well, out of me and nefer
  [23:31] Ima: :P
  [23:33] Bowdy: Dave_M: how do you mean? Sorry, I don't get the term!
  [23:33] Orev: Ima - fair, you do have more attractive.....assetts.
  [23:33] Draxar: Indeed, you certainly score highest on the "Wemic least likely to have inanimate objects randomly decide to fall upon their BLASPHEMING FACE"
  [23:34] Orev: Draxar, damm you, I have dr peppper all over my keyboard
  [23:34] * Draxar wins

  Notes: Keyboard fail

  Tags: blaspheming draxar face ima nefer orev