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#439 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-04-22 21:05 GMT
[22:00] <Daxx> We will BIND and RENDER IMMOBILE, SILENT and SPREAD the HERETIC and the DEMON to reveal their PERVERSION
[22:00] <duckbunny> Daxx: *their* perversion?
[22:00] <oxfordgirl> Daxx: Please never use the word "Spread" in that context again.
[22:01] <oxfordgirl> Or in capitals.
[22:01] <Daxx> :D
[22:01] <oxfordgirl> or, you know, fuckit, Daxx, you are BANNED from using the verb "spread".
[22:01] <oxfordgirl> Even in the context of fucking marmite.
[22:01] <oxfordgirl> Yes. Even in that context.
[22:01] <Daxx> so I'm not allowed to say SPREAD! any more?
[22:01] <Soren> Oh shit
[22:01] <Cathryn> Me_and: I am trying to be a better person
[22:01] * me_and SPREADS Daxx
[22:02] <oxfordgirl> Daxx: I know where you fucking live
[22:02] <oxfordgirl> me_and: And you
[22:02] <Cathryn> besides a ball gag gets in the way of the confession
[22:02] <Pufferfish> neither of you are really my type, but pix pls :p
[22:02] <me_and> oxfordgirl: no you don't
[22:02] <KP> OO ER
[22:02] <oxfordgirl> me_and: I CAN FIND OUT
[22:02] <celticknots> Cathryn: soul-speak?
[22:02] <insert_name_here> oh god your all full of bad and wrong
[22:02] <insert_name_here> and I love it
[22:02] <oxfordgirl> P.S. STOP GIVING THE NEW PRIEST IDEAS. -
#144 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-04-27 22:45 GMT
[22:58] <DbStudy1200> "Every morning, Basilisk wakes up and looks at the portrait of Balurian on His wall."
[23:00] <DbStudy1200> "Balurian drinks more brandyblend than Fidelia."
[23:04] <DbStudy1200> Balurian is the deadliest damage call.
[23:04] <EssayWol> Balurian causes crop circles- sometimes the corn just needs to lie the fuck down
[23:06] <DbStudy1200> First, there were the Ilini. Then there was Balurian.
[23:07] <EssayWol> When Balurian has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
[23:07] <DbStudy1200> What happens when a mosquito bites Balurian? Dragons.
[23:07] <EssayWol> Balurian does not sleep. He waits.
[23:08] <DbStudy1200> Balurian has two speeds: Kill, and convert.
[23:08] <EssayWol> The chief export of Balurian is pain.
[23:10] <EssayWol> If you can see Balurian, he can see you. If you can't see Balurian, you may be only seconds away from death.
[23:10] <EssayWol> A duck's quack does not echo. Balurian is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
[23:11] <Invisible_al> ah but do his tears cure cancer
[23:11] <DbStudy1200> Balurian's temper has only been raised once. And that's how the Maelstrom came about.
[23:12] <DbStudy1200> Balurian's chief import is your mom.
[23:14] <DbStudy1200> Flail didn't retire. He just started hearing the will of Balurian.
[23:14] <Invisible_al> can we get this added as a new function to Lampstand?
[23:15] <DbStudy1200> Balurian can impregnate a golem.
[23:18] <DbStudy1200> Balurian once visited a Fidelian nunnery. That nunnery is now the Chamber of Delights.
[23:19] <DbStudy1200> Balurian didn't arrive by boat; he swam.
[23:21] <EssayWol> Balurian taught the Merchant how to count
[23:21] <DbStudy1200> Every time you insult Balurian, he kills a faith.
[23:22] <DbStudy1200> If you look hard enough at any illustration, you'll see Balurian
[23:24] <DbStudy1200> Balurian's PID is 'Balurian'
[23:28] <Eldritchreality> DbStudy1200: you're wrong. Matt Pennington's CID is Balurian
[23:33] <DbStudy1200> Balurian doesn't make mortal calls. He makes immortal calls.
[23:34] <DbStudy1200> Balurian can marry without consent.
[23:40] <Eldritchreality> There is no secret to darkpowder production, you just have to wait for Balurian to take a shit. -
#42 Up ↑ /10 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-01-31 20:47 GMT
[20:43] ChainmailDoug: eventually she asked why I hadn't described my *midsection* and I had to demur and say that I preferred to buy someone a drink before talking about my joy department.
[20:43] ChainmailDoug: She said it sounded like something you'd find on Blackpool Pleasure Beach and asked if she'd have to buy tokens before she could ride it.
[20:43] Wol: !!!
[20:44] ChainmailDoug: So I told her I was more like Alton Towers and once she was in she could ride as often as she liked.
[20:44] Wol: !!!
[20:44] Zeke: "You must be at least this high to ride the Joy Department"