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#506 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-04 19:17 GMT
<moonstone> My friend has a magic deck which we needs deflating. It generates too many tokens
<moonstone> Actually, same for someone else's elf deck
<Ley> moonstone, milling deck
<moonstone> ooh
<Ley> Milling deck = bastard deck
<moonstone> Worse when you enforce deck size
<Doctor> moonstone: unglued, surely, for the humour value...
<moonstone> I'm tempted to go to ebay for some unglued or unhinged cards
<moonstone> Currently I play blue for the lols rather than to win
<Xarra> Ian has a squirrels and saperlings deck that generates lots of tokens...
* Entropy (Entropy@89.243.169.181) has joined #maelfroth
<Doctor> I quit Magic a long time ago; something weird happens when I shuffle a deck of cards.
<moonstone> My friend's green deck churns out way too many elves, and then starts generating 1 green for every elf
<moonstone> But then, my first deck keeps spitting out clerics and then generates loads of life for each cleric
<Jenasteaux> You can have so much fun re-reading this, and parsing 'deck' as something similar.
<anotherusedpage> jenasteaux: fnarr
<Doctor> I'd be a tad worried by a green 'deck'....
<Jenasteaux> hurrrf
<Jenasteaux> mine keeps spitting out clerics.
<Ley> Hurr
<Jenasteaux> and churns out way too many elves
<Jenasteaux> it needs deflating
<moonstone> My problem with magic is that I'm not overfond of deck building. Fortunately my friends have loads of decks to play with.
<Jenasteaux> :D
<moonstone> damn
<Jenasteaux> Keep 'em coming moonstone
* idiotboy taps his deck
<anotherusedpage> (anyone getting spam adverts asking them if they want to enlarge their deck?)
* idiotboy siggers
<Doctor> Don't forget to thoroughly shuffle your deck...
* idiotboy sniggertoos
<Jenasteaux> SPLOURF
<idiotboy> My deck has a two headed giant.
<Ley> Remember to place limits on size -
#429 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-04-19 21:28 GMT
<Ley> Time to come up with valid reason to claim mitigating circumstances
<Ley> I'm thinking existential crisis
<SigmundB> Lampstand: Ley exists or Ley does not exist
<Lampstand> SigmundB: Ley does not exist
<SigmundB> ...
<SigmundB> oh gods
<SigmundB> Sorry dude.
<SigmundB> I didn't mean it, I promise...
<Ley> I'm used to it man -
#331 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-07-28 10:31 GMT
[11:13] <Entimix> ooh, strawberry cheesecake *nob*
[11:13] <Entimix> er
[11:13] <Entimix> *nom*
[11:13] * Entimix fails
[11:13] <oxfordgirl> You're nobbing the cheesecake!??!
[11:13] * oxfordgirl stops eating rapidly.
[11:13] * Zeke laughs
[11:13] <Entimix> NO
[11:13] <Alleycat> :O
[11:13] <Entimix> I AM NOMMING IT
[11:14] <Alleycat> shocking!
[11:14] <Zeke> GET OUT OF MY ICE CREAM
[11:14] <arachne> lol
[11:14] <oxfordgirl> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
[11:14] <Entimix> THE KEYS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
[11:14] <Alleycat> LIES
[11:14] <Entimix> TYPO
[11:14] <Alleycat> FAIL
[11:14] <oxfordgirl> LIES
[11:14] <Entimix> EPIC FAIL -
#271 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-07 02:22 GMT
[01:38] Iris: guys guys
[01:38] Iris: entertain me :(
[01:38] * Dre drops Iris in the Lesbian Pit
[01:39] Iris: vweee
[01:39] Iris: oh wait, Im on my own
[01:39] Iris: aww..
[01:39] Iris: Lampstand- ask the 8-ball: Shall I just put myself out of my misery?
[01:39] Lampstand: Iris: Ask again later
[01:39] Iris: hm.
[01:40] Iris: *sobs in a corner of the pit*
[01:40] * Dirge activates the chocolate sauce spray
[01:40] Iris: :( whats the point on my own
[01:40] Iris: *sniffles*
[01:41] Iris: wheres the stepladder out?
[01:41] Alleycat: there isnt one
[01:41] Iris: :( aww
[01:41] Alleycat: you need to ask the tentacles to lift you
[01:41] Alleycat: but ask nicely
[01:41] * Canashir lowers a rope from the ceiling.
[01:41] Gracewing: dare you risk it?
[01:41] Iris: :(
[01:41] Alleycat: they don't like being told 'no'
[01:41] * Iris clings to the rope
[01:42] Gracewing: that one isn't a rope..
[01:42] Iris: ...awww
[01:42] Gracewing: ...and I think it's enjoying that...
[01:42] Iris: *clings anyway*
[01:42] Gracewing: :P
[01:42] Alleycat: cling harder!
[01:42] Iris: =<
[01:42] Gracewing: XD
[01:42] Iris: *sad face*
[01:43] * Dirge is so quoting this
[01:43] Alleycat: it likes you really.
[01:43] Iris: ;_;
[01:43] Alleycat: see how it's secreeting?
[01:43] Iris: dirge- dont quote my PAIN
[01:43] Alleycat: that's affectionate.
[01:43] Iris: Alleycat- oh dear god
[01:43] Gracewing: Alleycat - it's getting bigger too
[01:43] Iris: I hate you all :(
[01:43] Chris|JJames: pulsing almost?
[01:43] Alleycat: oh yeah, he really likes you :D
[01:43] Alleycat: give him a hug, go on
[01:44] Gracewing: *cough*firehose*cough*
[01:44] Dre: Alleycat: she, surely? it's the lesbian pit...
[01:44] Gracewing: ...
[01:44] Gracewing: what's the PIT made of?
[01:44] Alleycat: lesbians?
[01:44] Iris: XD
[01:44] Gracewing: I was thinking what body part.... o.o
[01:44] * Gracewing bleaches her brain
[01:44] Gracewing: and sod you all I inhaled cheese several times just now :P damn my midnight snacing
[01:45] Gracewing: *snacking
[01:45] Alleycat: hehehehe
[01:45] Iris: Gracewing- cheese might cheer me up
[01:45] Iris: if my legs didnt hurt so much Id go get them
[01:45] Iris: *some
[01:45] Gracewing: Well ....that tentacle...
[01:45] Gracewing: s'your own fault really...
[01:45] Iris: die in a fiiiire D=
[01:45] Alleycat: it was providing cheese, of a fashion
[01:45] Iris: seriosuly guys, dont put me off cheese.
[01:46] Gracewing: certainly looks like the start of cheese..
[01:46] Alleycat: goosh goosh gooosh
[01:46] Gracewing: curdy goodness
[01:46] Gracewing: Alleycat - we're awful people XD
[01:46] Alleycat: we sure are :D -
#252 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-08 20:58 GMT
[21:48] * Dre waves an imaginary flag. GO!
[21:48] Alleycat: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooom!
[21:48] Winterlove: BrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!
[21:48] * darktachyon wheels spins, and stalls
[21:48] * Canashir starts climbing up to the roof, drawn by the beauty of the siren's song.
[21:48] darktachyon: bugger. starting in second.
[21:48] Emma_W: Zooooooooooooooom! Neeeeowm Zooooooom!
[21:48] * darktachyon screeches off the line, far too late
[21:49] Alleycat: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooom! Neeeeeeeoooo VrrrrrmVrmmmmm VvRRRRRRRRRrMMMMM
[21:49] * darktachyon catches up with Alleycat, and overtakes
[21:49] Alleycat: damn your eyes!
[21:49] * Winterlove shifts up and leaps ahead
[21:49] Alleycat: VVVVRRRRMMMMMMMMM
[21:49] * Alleycat floors it
[21:49] darktachyon: vrrrrrooom!
[21:49] * darktachyon tails Winterlove
[21:49] * Alleycat skids round corners
[21:49] Emma_W: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowm
[21:49] * Winterlove pulls to the inside and cuts the curve
[21:50] * Emma_W hits sports mode on the dash
[21:50] Alleycat: curses!
[21:50] * Alleycat rear ends Winterlove
[21:50] * darktachyon goes wides and hits the cold track
[21:50] darktachyon: bugger. last again
[21:50] Emma_W: Veeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooom!
[21:50] * Dirge_merlin activates red shell defenc
[21:50] * Winterlove goes into a spin
[21:50] *** You are now known as Dirge_Kong.
[21:50] * Alleycat gets in front again
[21:50] * darktachyon speeds after Alleycat, Winterlove
[21:50] * Alleycat slams on the accelarator
[21:50] * Emma_W keeps to the middle of the race
[21:50] * darktachyon passes a spinnign Winterlove
[21:50] Alleycat: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOMMMM!
[21:51] * Dirge_Kong laucnhes 3 red shells at alleycat
[21:51] * Winterlove comes to a stop, then accelerates away sharply, gaining
[21:51] * Alleycat dodges
[21:51] * Emma_W waits patiently for the rest of them to pile up before the safelty car gets out
[21:51] * Dirge_Kong slides past Alleycat on the inside
[21:51] * darktachyon goes through a box and gets the lightning strike
[21:51] * Alleycat floors it again
[21:51] darktachyon: LIGHTNING STRIKE!
[21:51] Dirge_Kong: FUCK!
[21:51] Alleycat: oh shi-
[21:51] * darktachyon zooms past everyone
[21:51] * Dirge_Kong becomes a tiny mokosh
[21:51] * Alleycat is now tiny
[21:51] Winterlove: Damn
[21:51] Alleycat: damn and blast your eyes, sir!
[21:51] * Emma_W zipps along whith a high pitched whine
[21:52] * darktachyon runs into a red turtle
[21:52] * Emma_W gets the blue shell
[21:52] * Alleycat valiantly tries to regain the lead
[21:52] * Dirge_Kong grows again
[21:52] * Emma_W fling it at Alleycat
[21:52] Alleycat: i aint in first!
[21:52] * Dirge_Kong presse in third
[21:52] Emma_W: Alleycat: You were...breifly :P
[21:52] * darktachyon dodges and ties to hold his lead
[21:52] * Alleycat speeds up again
[21:52] * Dirge_Kong gets the golden mushroom
[21:52] * Dre inserts a jump over lava in the track
[21:52] Alleycat: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooommm!
[21:53] * Emma_W gets the ghost and blinds darktachyon
[21:53] * Dirge_Kong starts hitting the speed boost repeatedly, ramming allycat in the ASS
[21:53] * darktachyon falls into the lava
[21:53] Dirge_Kong: SUPRISE BUTTSCKS
[21:53] Emma_W: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooom! neeeeeeeeeeewowm!
[21:53] * Dre hovers over to darktachyon on a cloud with a fishing line
[21:53] * darktachyon respawns as Winterlove passes him
[21:53] Alleycat: nnneeeeeeeeeoowww!
[21:53] Pufferfish: Dirge_Kong: TMI! :P
[21:53] Dirge_Kong: vrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:53] * darktachyon zooms behind Emma_W, and nudges her car
[21:54] * Alleycat skids round the final corner
[21:54] * Emma_W leaves a trail of banana skins
[21:54] * darktachyon spins, again!
[21:54] * Winterlove shifts up again and guns for the straight
[21:54] * darktachyon gets the finishing line in sight
[21:54] * Emma_W gets 3 mushrooms and sues them in quick successtion
[21:54] * Emma_W overtakes the pack!
[21:54] * Dirge_Kong guns down the final straight
[21:55] Emma_W: NeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwm!
[21:55] darktachyon: voooms
[21:55] * Dirge_Kong ramms Emma_W off the road
[21:55] * Alleycat slams on the gas
[21:55] * Winterlove takes a sudden shift to the right as Emma passes, knocking her aside.
[21:55] * Emma_W spins
[21:55] * Alleycat retakes the lead
[21:55] * Dirge_Kong unleashes the starburst
[21:55] * Alleycat is almost over the line!
[21:55] * Winterlove rear-ends Alleycat
[21:55] * darktachyon gets there, but not quite
[21:55] * Entimix raises the chequered flag
[21:55] Alleycat: ouch!
[21:55] Winterlove: Hah!
[21:55] * Alleycat punches it
[21:55] * Dirge_Kong rams Winterlove, knocking him spinnig
[21:55] * Rakdos stares around in confusion.
[21:55] Dirge_Kong: I AM INVINCIBLE
[21:55] Winterlove: Not again ...
[21:55] * Dirge_Kong takes second place
[21:56] * Rakdos trpis Dirge_Kong up accidentally.
[21:56] * Emma_W appears having struck the rest of the cars with a strikedown
[21:56] * darktachyon gets third
[21:56] * Winterlove brings it under control and powers towards the line
[21:56] * Winterlove comes in fourth
[21:56] Alleycat: I am winnar! -
#251 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-06 18:18 GMT
[19:02] Draxar: Maelfrothers come up with novel ways of doing it.
[19:03] Doctor: Sacuza do it with figureheads
[19:04] Draxar: Rule 7 tell people how to do it
[19:04] Doug: Tritoni run away when the time comes to do it.
[19:04] Jenasto: Weaverites do it on prayer sheets.
[19:04] Doctor: The plot team work out how to do it in advance
[19:05] Veritas: The God team don't know why they do it
[19:05] Doug: The deity team stay up into the wee small hours doing it.
[19:05] Draxar: Eidolons enlighten priests on how to do it.
[19:05] tomj: maat P is not surw how to do it with out christine
[19:05] DbSurfeit: The deity team read all about it
[19:06] Veritas: Matt P does it at different places through the year
[19:06] Jenasto: Redcaps do it all beforehand.
[19:06] tomj: Yellow caps no wdo it in the field
[19:06] sap: Black caps do it in disguise
[19:06] Draxar: Redcaps clean up after it.
[19:06] Doctor: Mine owners do it very deeply
[19:07] Jenasto: This joke does itself to death.
[19:07] Leviticus: Who even started this?
[19:07] Leviticus: Db?
[19:07] DbSurfeit: Leviticus: I regret nothing.
[19:07] DbSurfeit: In fact, I do it without regret.
[19:08] Alleycat: I do it with Scar.
[19:09] Scar: me and alleycat do it with tape glue and latex
[19:09] Draxar: Undead do it, then come back for more.
[19:09] Alleycat: we also do it with bendy wire, Scar.
[19:09] Rakdos: It'll finish when the Fat Lady does it. (Sings).
[19:10] DbSurfeit: Necromancers do it contrary to the missonary position.
[19:10] Scar: we also do it with DbS, alleycat
[19:10] Doug: Davoul needs his tablet to do it properly.
[19:11] * Doug heads off to do it with two pairs of pliers for a while.
[19:12] * Pufferfish is currently doing it with two needles
[19:12] Alleycat: Doug_mailling does it with metal rings
[19:12] * Scar is currently doing it with claws
[19:14] Draxar: Nefer does it with statues.
[19:14] * tomj is doing it with a baby on his lap