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#345 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-08-27 11:12 GMT
* Constance has invented "better ophidians"
<Dave_M> But yeah bathing, in water, not whale ejactulate
<Constance> they're quite quiet and don't move
<Constance> and you can keep stuff in them
<Furzepig> Constance: let me guess: they're not breathing either?
<EdFortune> Aaargh, she's a necromancer. Let's kill her...
<Furzepig> You can keep things in living ones you know.
<Constance> they're very useful
* Furzepig always thought she was.
<Constance> I call it "the Ventis-skin handbag"
<EdFortune> Given that Ventis is still alive, there's only one way you could have got that
<EdFortune> Ewwww.
<idiotboy> Sloughing?
<Constance> At the moment it's only a design
<EdFortune> Circumcision
<idiotboy> Horrid man.
<Constance> please. As if that'd even provide enough for a purse
<arachne> ...
<EdFortune> It'll stretch. It'd have to be stretched a lot, I hear
<idiotboy> There aren't any coins small enough.
<Dave_M> ventis does have a fairly big forehead...
<Constance> besides, everyone knows I'm not a necromancer, I'm an eidolon
* Furzepig is not laughing out loud. Lots. At all.
<EdFortune> Ironically, the pfeck might fit.
<Constance> to be an eidolon and a necromancer I'd have to be Fallen
<Furzepig> And you're not?
<Constance> oh fuck. Shouldn't have pointed that one out, should I?
* arachne does not have the world's biggest D: face on. At all
<arachne> cranial brillo pads needed -
#251 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-06 18:18 GMT
[19:02] Draxar: Maelfrothers come up with novel ways of doing it.
[19:03] Doctor: Sacuza do it with figureheads
[19:04] Draxar: Rule 7 tell people how to do it
[19:04] Doug: Tritoni run away when the time comes to do it.
[19:04] Jenasto: Weaverites do it on prayer sheets.
[19:04] Doctor: The plot team work out how to do it in advance
[19:05] Veritas: The God team don't know why they do it
[19:05] Doug: The deity team stay up into the wee small hours doing it.
[19:05] Draxar: Eidolons enlighten priests on how to do it.
[19:05] tomj: maat P is not surw how to do it with out christine
[19:05] DbSurfeit: The deity team read all about it
[19:06] Veritas: Matt P does it at different places through the year
[19:06] Jenasto: Redcaps do it all beforehand.
[19:06] tomj: Yellow caps no wdo it in the field
[19:06] sap: Black caps do it in disguise
[19:06] Draxar: Redcaps clean up after it.
[19:06] Doctor: Mine owners do it very deeply
[19:07] Jenasto: This joke does itself to death.
[19:07] Leviticus: Who even started this?
[19:07] Leviticus: Db?
[19:07] DbSurfeit: Leviticus: I regret nothing.
[19:07] DbSurfeit: In fact, I do it without regret.
[19:08] Alleycat: I do it with Scar.
[19:09] Scar: me and alleycat do it with tape glue and latex
[19:09] Draxar: Undead do it, then come back for more.
[19:09] Alleycat: we also do it with bendy wire, Scar.
[19:09] Rakdos: It'll finish when the Fat Lady does it. (Sings).
[19:10] DbSurfeit: Necromancers do it contrary to the missonary position.
[19:10] Scar: we also do it with DbS, alleycat
[19:10] Doug: Davoul needs his tablet to do it properly.
[19:11] * Doug heads off to do it with two pairs of pliers for a while.
[19:12] * Pufferfish is currently doing it with two needles
[19:12] Alleycat: Doug_mailling does it with metal rings
[19:12] * Scar is currently doing it with claws
[19:14] Draxar: Nefer does it with statues.
[19:14] * tomj is doing it with a baby on his lap