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(5:49:08 PM) salavant: oxfordguy: hey you should totally listen to these Empire economics podcasts
(5:49:26 PM) oxfordguy: salavant: May I interest you in this bag of dicks? they are delicious and high in protein
(5:49:34 PM) salavant: they're really interesting and won't cause you to fall into an eternal sleep of delusions
(5:49:42 PM) Beornwulf: <3
(5:50:07 PM) salavant: while all those who ever loved you abandon your ideals or waste their lives waiting for you
(5:50:10 PM) salavant: hypothetically
(5:50:17 PM) oxfordguy: salavant: I would rather, in the immortal words of my favourite WO1, hammer my own parts flat, thank you, ma'am.
(5:50:32 PM) salavant: <3
(5:50:38 PM) Beornwulf: i love you two
- 2017-07-04 17:53:44
velocipedestrienne: But the unknowable entities that lurk in the zero-point modules would surely never do me harm!
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-03 20:39:27
MorkaisChosen: "quote smallrobin constantly", coincidentally, being my main interaction with the quotefile :-P
Submitted by smallrobin - 2017-07-02 21:11:28
smallrobin: am i not, simply by existing, constantly the threat to punch you
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-02 21:10:38
smallrobin: who needs hold person when you can punch someone in the face
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-02 21:08:44
MorkaisChosen: we're talking about paladins and early 2000s shock sites
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-07-02 21:00:08
SevenSecrets: direct access to the spinal column is always a good move
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-07-01 15:24:00
dwm: "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our face."
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-28 10:35:09
Pufferfish: Jim: to be pedantic it was cerebrospinal fluid not blood :P
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-06-27 11:45:52
20:24 < oxfordguy> I accidentally found an Etsy shop that sells really awesome bionics physreps and now my wallet is empty
20:24 < Teron> oh dear.  link?
o/~ It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiiife o/~ - 2017-06-25 20:27:37
oxfordguy: because I'm just going to pretend that Pharaoh Thutmose II is before me and has turned into a giant cat
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-22 21:21:38
smallpuddle: Upon your arse / you must not sit / Strive for great deeds / go forth, commit! / PRIDE SHAVE
Submitted by veva - 2017-06-21 21:51:47
MorkaisChosen: wanna get a jaeger called SUNFUCK FISTFIGHT and go and do the obvious?
Submitted by smallrobin - 2017-06-19 19:51:38
oxfordguy: they go "I BLESS THE RAAAAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAFRICAAAAA~~" and spawn yet more chittering squamous infants to do their dark bidding
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-19 18:50:42
Pufferfish: Person A: I confess to assault on Person B. Magistrate: You are fined four crowns. Person A: *hands over a throne* *stabs person B again*
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-19 11:19:52
oxfordguy: at one point last event due to her size and wearing quite a supportive hero belt as part of her base kit I was physically holding her off the ground with one hand as she made a spirited and creditable attempt to unscrew Sarah Cook's head by the ears
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-14 12:11:59
oxfordguy: speakn't
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-14 12:09:56
Bluebottle: MorkaisChosen: merciless schism of equality
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-13 23:59:38
smallrobin: I consent to being set on fire
Submitted by MobileChatter - 2017-06-12 21:52:23
MobileChatter: The word 'cherubims' is a dangerously trying test of my faith in the Doctrine of Descriptivism :-P
Submitted by Entimix - 2017-06-12 18:30:04
Corvus: Very much a delicacy, the face
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-06-02 21:04:01
Pufferfish: I'd suggest the Mariana Trench for her next depth but that's not fair to the thermophilic bacteria
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-26 10:22:47
20:25:18 <smallrobin> MorkaisChosen: dude why do i feel like if you ever met an eldritch abomination at this point you'd just be like "so i have this friend you might be interested in" :D
20:25:28 <Beornwulf> #accurate
20:26:00 <smallrobin> a match literally made in hell
20:26:40 <MorkaisChosen> smallrobin: I think that's probably because I've made *very* clear that I'd absolutely do that
20:26:54 <MorkaisChosen> except I'd take some time first to see if they'd treat you right
20:27:17 <MorkaisChosen> like, tentacles? too many mouths? unflesh spawned from the terrible anti-being of the Not? all fine
20:27:26 <MorkaisChosen> taking my friends for granted? FLAMING SWORD TIME
- 2017-05-16 20:28:28
[23:10:47] <MorkaisChosen> Bluebottle: surely we need like sixty-seven words, none of which *quite* mean say.
[23:10:50] <MorkaisChosen> Declaim!
[23:10:51] <Bluebottle> pewterfish: only the gostak may distim doshes
[23:10:51] <MorkaisChosen> Whisper!
[23:10:54] <MorkaisChosen> Mutter!
[23:10:57] <pewterfish> Bluebottle: curses
[23:10:57] <MorkaisChosen> Declare!
[23:10:59] <MorkaisChosen> Contradict!
[23:11:02] <pewterfish> Bind.
[23:11:03] <MorkaisChosen> Ejaculate!
[23:11:04] <velocipedestrienne> Ejaculate!
- 2017-05-15 23:12:13
Winterlove: In Perl you can do anything, unrestricted by taste or reason.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-15 21:13:06
Bluebottle: mashes her face on Apotheosis
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-05-13 00:27:56
oxfordguy: the cat is black forces - local serious organised crime
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-05-08 20:33:06
23:31 < duckbunny> something something social engineering something something social power tools
- 2017-04-28 23:33:41
Nyeti: Curse 'em until they glow, then curse 'em in the dark.
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-04-27 22:29:14
smallrobin: man i never thought i'd feel my ovaries and brain simultaneously shrivel and recoil but here we are
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-26 22:27:48
ccooke: My best option for stealth is to pretend to be a hill
Submitted by Beornwulf - 2017-04-26 16:05:25
oxfordguy: makes note in diary, "Swore loyalty oath to Gen. Somedeadbloke in front of Sinister Monument with Carvings I Didn't Pay Any Attention To"
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 21:20:57
oxfordgu: please tell me it isn't now haunted by Sexy Vampire Tulty
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 20:25:07
dedbunny: the Urizeni is naked, but very far away
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-25 19:32:58
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> smallrobin: nonono
12:12 < MorkaisChosen> colin's ghost level is constant
12:13 < MorkaisChosen> punch *me*
12:13 < smallrobin> okay
12:13 < smallrobin> always happy to do that, dude :P
- 2017-04-25 12:13:59
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-24 16:01:21
Teron: skulls are bastards
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-23 22:48:37
smallrobin: "Adepts are an odd mix of the science and the supernatural" PUNCHES THROUGH MY SCREEN IN APPROVAL
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-17 21:32:16
Pufferfish: Fantastic. I shall refrain from quoting you out of context.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-16 16:30:53
Pufferfish: so what you are telling me is that you were playing with a switch in bed today.
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-16 16:30:47
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-15 00:10:16
hikari: Vacuum packed bums?
Submitted by Lucy - 2017-04-13 17:09:54
oxfordguy: no tissues we weep like HOPLITES
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-06 00:18:51
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-05 18:05:51
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ ... Working together o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ To get the job done o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ PRAISE ERATHIS o/~ #
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ CAn we fix it? o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ PRAISE ERATHIS o/~
<MorkaisChosen> o/~ YES WE CAN o/~
- 2017-04-03 11:43:33
Hark: All Oleg Travellson I kayacked up the waterfall with only my shoestrings and a summoned duck
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-04-03 11:32:15
smallrobin: i was about to make a pithy comment about space nazis then realised MorkaisChosen would probably quote me so i am bypassing that by getting meta :P
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-26 00:58:34
duckbunny: joining a mystery cult means never having to admit what you were doing in the shrine
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-20 22:50:47
Bluebottle: I stand corrected: one of the carp was also a robot
Submitted by Lucy - 2017-03-19 14:14:17
velocipedestrienne: Like, yes, it was New! an hour ago.  Subsequently I have read and dismissed the explanation that it's New! four times, and it's getting Old!
Submitted by MorkaisChosen - 2017-03-18 19:55:25

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